Next Performance: Sunday, July 31

We’re thrilled to be returning to the Powell Street Festival for the eighth year in a row! Join us for a FREE, 30-minute show of our newest material. Find out what happens when Facebook gets racy and a haunting doesn’t go as planned. Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, Haruki Murakami, a queen and a ukulele also make appearances.

Note: General admission seating.

Date: Sunday, July 31
Time: 1:30pm
Place: Firehall Arts Centre, 280 East Cordova Street (@ Gore Avenue), Vancouver
Cost: Free
Rated: PG
Parking: Metered street parking available. We recommend carpooling, taking transit or biking.

Can’t make our upcoming show, but need a Fishy fix? Visit our YouTube channel to see some of our past performances. We’ll be rolling out new clips over the next several months so check back often.

Well, hello there!

Welcome to the brand new Assaulted Fish website! We’re happy you found us. Pull up a chair. Grab a coffee. Have a look around. If you like what you see, be sure to let our awesome website designer Wonderspark Creative know. (Thanks Angela!)

So what can you expect from this new website? Well, lots of things, including:

• Shameless plugging of upcoming shows
• Shameless plugging of videos of past performances
• Shameless plugging of our fellow comedians
• Shameless plugging of our talented friends and their projects

And just to mix it up a bit, a different member of the troupe will shamelessly plug every two months. Considering our troupe is made up of two extroverts and two introverts, this should be a very interesting experiment. Follow along and join in the conversation (just keep things clean and respectful please).

Finally, a big thanks to our fans, friends and family. We’re proud to have entertained you for eight years and we plan to continue doing so as long as you’ll have us.

Workin’ Swine to Five

Assaulted Fish is Seattle-bound for two shows on Fri, May 6th and Sat, May 7th! Details here.

Making a Splash

Courtesy of Manifest Photography

Who’s Assaulted Fish? L-R: Marlene Dong, Kuan Foo, Nelson Wong, Diana Bang.

Courtesy of Manifest Photography