“Prepare To Be Knowledged!”

Knowledge is many things: the goal of the educated, the bane of the superstitious, the end of life’s eternal quest, an educational television network based in Burnaby. What knowledge generally is not is a verb … except as misused in one of the many sketches that we will be performing at the Powell Street Festival 12 noon, Saturday, August 3, at the Firehall Arts Centre.

After our show, you can stroll down to Oppenheimer Park and partake in the rest of the Festival including a trip to the Festival Sales Booth where you will find, available for the very first time, our Assaulted Fish “Prepare to be Knowledged!” t-shirts. Designed by Chris Gunn, these high-quality items are available in men’s crew neck and women’s v-neck, in a variety of different sizes for $25 each (with partial proceeds going to the Powell Street Festival). Be the envy of your one friend who knows who we are!

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If you decide to skip our show and head down to Seattle this August long weekend and are in the (very specific) mood for a Steam Punk comedy, romance, action thriller with dimension jumping and slow-motion kung fu robots, make sure you catch one of the final showings of the Pork Filled Players’ Production of “The Clockwork Professor”. Written by PFP head writer Maggie Lee and starring PFP members Narea Kang, Brad Walker and Melissa Slaughter among others. Show details and tickets here. We caught the show earlier this month and were suitably knowledged.


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